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Candy/Robots/Biomimetics

If I were a Gym Leader I'd be neck deep in Bugs.
Lauren
22 ENFP
any pronouns
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Jan 6 '19

If you share a home and your guests do something unsafe, it is YOUR JOB to inform the other people living there and deescalate the situation! Period!

Jan 6 '19

johnegbertfromtv:

zennistrad:

ink-quill-coffee:

buggerygrips:

honestly, out of all the games that might have patch notes reading “fixed a Geneva convention violation”, Stardew Valley was not one I expected.

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Lol?!?

This far from the first game to do so. This specific Geneva Conventions violation is so common in video games the Red Cross itself has had to tell the industry to knock it off.

My favorite part of it all is that it makes “Neopets violated the Geneva Conventions in the early 2000s” a completely true sentence.

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Jan 5 '19
Jan 5 '19

existentialterror:

evolution-is-just-a-theorem:

evolution-is-just-a-theorem:

Fun LotR facts

  • Approximately 5000 terminally ill orcs volunteered to die in fight scenes. This is what real bravery looks like people!
  • Viggo Mortensen was so dedicated to his role that he had Peter Jackson write down all of his lives in advance so he could MEMORIZE THEM
  • Shrinking technology hadn’t been perfected in the early 2000s, so every cast member who wasn’t a hobbit (including the horses!) had to take experimental growth hormones in order to reach the right apparent size.
  • Shrinking technology has since gotten most of them back to normal, but Ian McKellen stubbornly refuses, saying he likes his ‘big stompy stompers and flappy flappers’
  • The Entish Actors Guild is run by the deeply conservative Church of Orome, which forbids entwives from acting. Peter Jackson came up with the story about all the entwives leaving to explain the lack of women. (In fact, *every* Ent in the cast is happily married)
  • There were contractual difficulties with the Eagles (the birds, not the band. Peter Jackson had nothing but praise for the band) throughout shooting.
  • This is why they show up so rarely, and in fact most of Frodo and Sam’s journey was written in two days by a manic Peter Jackson after the Eagles refused to film the original ‘just fly them straight to Mount Doom’ script
  • The surprise on Pippin’s face when the Eagles show up after Mount Doom erupts is genuine. No one knew they were going to show up that day, and it was assumed that Elijah Wood and Sean Astin would just die in the eruption after filming their tearful goodbye.
  • Hugo Weaving plays the ~7000 year old Elrond, despite being only 2000 years old himself
  • Peter Jackson has a cameo in *every* scene. Usually he just took his clothes off and played one of the animals in the background, but he also played several boulders hurled by catapults, Saruman’s beard, and the smoke ship Gandalf blows in the first movie.
  • They wanted to have a real dragon show up at Bilbo’s party, but it was otter mating season and Bendyflip Crimblejimblejammer was unavailable for filming
  • Aragorn’s entire speech at the Black Gates was ad-libbed. He felt that the original line (‘Let’s wrassle!’) was too serious, and some humor was needed to counterbalance the scene.
  • Lurz was actually several large Italian sausages on a scarecrow.
  • No one in the cast or crew could tell Merry and Pippin apart, and they used this to switch roles more than once. Watch again and see if you can tell who’s playing who in each scene!

Amazing! Every detail I learn just makes me appreciate this fantastic movie series even more.

Jan 5 '19

ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

Maisy the Mouse oh my god

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oh my god

Jan 5 '19

worthikids:

doing some experiments in blender 2.8 👀👀 it’s super freezy/crashy BUT I LIKE IT.. STABLE BUILD WHEn
(animated to yaeiji’s beautiful cover of passionfruit by drake!)

Jan 5 '19
zauxie:
“ nobrashfestivity:
“Takato Yamamoto , Death and a Maiden
”
Me when I wake up in the middle of the night super dehydrated and I lean over to my gf to ask her to pass me the water bottle
”

zauxie:

nobrashfestivity:

Takato Yamamoto , Death and a Maiden

Me when I wake up in the middle of the night super dehydrated and I lean over to my gf to ask her to pass me the water bottle

Jan 5 '19

memeberd:

victrine:

sugar-heckin-cookie:

my-vybe:

The Green Dragontail butterflies

Best quality: his wiggles!

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Hey God???? Can we get some more of these???? Thanks

Jan 5 '19
ipixelos:
“One and the Same - The Clouds
”

ipixelos:

One and the Same - The Clouds

Jan 4 '19

scorpionbutch:

scorpionbutch:

Picking salmon berries, finding banana slugs, conquering stinging nettles, hiking, and watching sheep dog trials with Zoë ( @zauxie)!!! What a day!!!! The PNW butches are back at it again!!!!!

Looking at these pics has me missing the sun and green leaves…I can’t wait for it to be spring again!

Jan 4 '19

godofavengers:

One of my new friends: *uses their own slang that I have never used before in my life*

Me subconciously:

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Jan 4 '19

stonedfutchblues:

stonedfutchblues:

stonedfutchblues:

stonedfutchblues:

my teeth were smashed out in a transphobic assault and i’m so ridiculously close to being able to get a heavy piece of dental work done, i’m only about 375 dollars away from being able to make an appointment that’s going to give me more than one tooth that i can actually chew with and eating won’t be nearly as much of an agonizing struggle, if anyone can contribute anything it would be so fucking incredible, if multiple throw in five or ten bucks i’ll be there in no time and can schedule the appointment, please please please if anyone can contribute it will be appreciated so much and i will be grateful beyond words 🖤

my paypal is

or through manicpixietransgrrrl@gmail.com

and i have a venmo and cashapp, both of those are LyrafromtheInternet, again i’m so fucking grateful for any help with this, i’m working full-time and i have medicaid but i’m just not able to afford it myself with my pay and my insurance will only cover extractions right now which will only hurt me at this point and leave me without the few teeth i have to be able to chew with. begging sucks, but i’m fucking desperate and hopeful. thank you 💜

just 325 to go!!!

250 away!!!!!!!

225 to go, if anyone is feeling in the christmas spirit i might be able to get this done shortly after the new year!!

Jan 4 '19

nurse-peach:

hello kitty doesn’t like xanax or knives or blood or any of those awful things your post with her! she likes apple pie, baking cookies, and her friends and that’s that!

Jan 4 '19
Jan 4 '19

dukeofbookingham:

thealmightylandlady:

drinkingisgoodforyou:

emiliascorner:

lordpudi:

cloverture:

cloverture:

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history

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This is actually really useful for finding music that’s in between genres that I wouldn’t know to look for.

This has nothing to do with books but it’s COOL